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#17 04-11-2007 07:30:36
- zoomer
- Caffeine addict +1
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...
Hooray! Just a few more months until Left 4 Dead! WOOT!
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#18 10-11-2007 23:04:25
- AiTenshiNami
- Caffeine addict +2
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the...
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When life gives you lemons, you make orange juice and have everyone guessing how the heck you even did it.
PLAYDOH ftw!!! FTW!!!
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#19 16-04-2008 06:29:22
- Tenshimaru
- Deus Ex Tenshima
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is...
"Don't try so hard; you might succeed."
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#20 16-04-2008 16:13:34
- daodos
- Dao Ex Machina
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...
Peeler! FTW!!!
"Even when there are No More Heroes... There will always be DAODOS!!!"-Me
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#21 16-04-2008 20:37:17
- zoomer
- Caffeine addict +1
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was.....
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#22 17-04-2008 00:14:00
- Tenshimaru
- Deus Ex Tenshima
Re: 5 word stories
It's a 5 word story, not 6.
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...
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#23 17-04-2008 04:21:14
- zoomer
- Caffeine addict +1
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother....
There. I compensated by making this one 4 words. Happy now? D:
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#24 17-04-2008 06:31:39
- daodos
- Dao Ex Machina
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother.... Who was his older brother...
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#25 17-04-2008 07:33:45
- Tenshimaru
- Deus Ex Tenshima
Re: 5 word stories
Yes.
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother.... Who was his older brother... 's cousin's bestfriend's former college roommate...
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#26 17-04-2008 07:57:35
- daodos
- Dao Ex Machina
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother.... Who was his older brother... 's cousin's bestfriend's former college roommate... who smelt like garlic toothpaste...
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#27 17-04-2008 23:43:17
- Brille
- Shogun
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother.... Who was his older brother... 's cousin's bestfriend's former college roommate... who smelt like garlic toothpaste...and ate squishy gym socks...
People may come and go, but I am here to stay.
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#28 18-04-2008 01:22:20
- zoomer
- Caffeine addict +1
Re: 5 word stories
Once there was a robot...who went to the beach...and killed the people there...He drank their blood with...his friend, Dracula, the vampire... Tasty! Getting AIDS wasn't fun... But it sure was funny!...Dracula gave other victims AIDS...But there can be only...one ruler of the beach..., the mighty hermit crab. Waves...crash on the shore above...the ocean floor, which is...vast, like Zoomer's caffeine consumption...and Tenshi's capacity for sarcasm.... Which was as large as...the milky way galaxy which...is really cool unlike the... fact that Jack Thompson is... really Tenshi's father. "Noooooooooooooo!" He...Exclaimed, but secretly wished he was... more like an older brother. ...to his younger brother.... Who was his older brother... 's cousin's bestfriend's former college roommate... who smelt like garlic toothpaste...and ate squishy gym socks...which could explain the smell. ...
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