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On a random day, after many random occurrences, Elation (WillyD) randomly appears through a dimensional gateway right in front of our heroes.

D: What the heck?!
T: When did Billy get here?
E: It's the DEVINATOR!!!
D: It's Elation! My nemesis to be!
E: That's right! You psyched for this weekend? </pun referring to Daodos's powers in the upcoming Elation Comics>
D: Definitely.
T: Wait, how the hell did you get into our dimension?! I thought Vezquex had an anti-bot program blocking you out!
E: Oh, the program is still there, Vezquex left a spare key under the doormat if you catch my drift...

Brille walks in and suddenly notices Elation

B: Woah! How the HELL did YOU get here?!
E: Boris!! *pokes Brille*
B: *angrily* ¿WAS?!
E: Alles!

The clouds part, and a random ray of sun shines down on Elation's face. After a few minutes, it disappeared again. Everyone stares at him. Silence ensues until Tenshi breaks it.

T: Wow, that was really screwed up...
E: Well I thought I heard the narrator say something about it being a totally random day when I got here...
T: WTF?! You can hear the narrator?! The narrator doesn't even talk! He writes in italicized text!
E: Uhhhhh...  okay... but I heard him talking...
D: *whispering to Tenshi* He's a Mormon... He hears voices in his head...
T: *to Elation* Well, okay then... Good luck with that.

Was Elation really hearing me typing this? How could he?! I type in f***ing italicized text! Dang Mormons... they hear things...

Last edited by WillyD (27-11-2007 02:39:30)

Even after his miraculous (and caffeine aided) escape, Zoomer cannot seem to find the rest of the team. Is he lost? Or is the caffeine distorting his perception of reality?

T: Probably the latter...

Right. Anyway, we now find Zoomer, stranded in Bothell.

Z: Uh, guys, where'd you go?
--Silence--
Z: Uh, guys?
--Once again... Silence--
Z: Darn.

Meanwhile, at Brille's house (that's where they were in the first place)...

T: No, seriously, am I the only one who heard the chainsaw?
V: Maybe you should see a psychologist about that.
D: We'll sign you up for Dr. Phill!
T+V: NO!!!
T+V: ???
T+V: Why are we talking in unison?
D: Stop that, you're creeping me out!
T+V: Sorry.
D: ARGH!!!
M: Hey, guys, check this out!
T+V: What?
D: T_T Why me...
M: I Googled Zoomer's name and-
V: You Googled Zoomer's name...
B: Wow...
M: No, no. Look!
V: (reading) Zoomer Locator. Able to find your lost Zoomer anywhere on the globe, at the touch of a button. Go figure...
M: Let's try it! *clicks button*

Scanning...
...
...
...
Subject Found:
Name: Zoomer
Location: Bothell

T: -_-' Fat lot of good that did us...
V: Yeah, talk about a letdown...

Will the team ever find Zoomer? And will Mikeagun ever learn that Googling is not always the answer? Oh, and can Mormons really read minds?

E: Yes, they can.

T: Hey, all of you lazy writers out there! Are we on strike or something? Someone write a Christmas Special! Even just a normal episode! Please?

T:.......in retrospect, that free coffee card for zoomer was NOT a good idea.

The team looks on as most of the Puget sound area lays in rubble, looking for Zoomer......

H: He couldn't have done this....could he?
D: I doubt it. That was only one coffee.
M: Did you guys let him get the kind he wanted?
T:.....Yeah......
M: He probably got his coffee with an extra shot of espresso, then.....

Zoomer then walks up, exhausted, and out of caffeine.

Z:...whoa, what happened here?
D: you destroyed everything, that's what!
Z: I didn't do this!
M: Then who did?
Z: I don't know.
D: Wait.....why are you so normal right now?
Z: Oh....right. I was running around, and I ran into some strange ruins.
M: Really? What's that got to do with it?
Z: There was a weird language written on a stone tablet....my mind was going in overdrive, so I translated it in 5 minutes.
T: Who says caffeine doesn't have any benefits?
Z: Yeah...I read it, and then a hyper copy of me appeared, and I felt.....normal.
ALL: O_O?
Z: Yep.

At that moment, a whirlwind passes by, screaming: "FREE AT LAST! ZOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!" at the team.

D: Great. Ah well, I'm sure that someone else will take care of it.
T: Let's go see these ruins.

And so, the team heads toward the foothills, in search of the ruins Zoomer found.......but where is Elation?....or AiTenshi?

Ai: Mmmmm.....slusho. Too bad they only sell them in Asia. Ah well....I've always wanted to go to Japan!
*******************
Elation is not speaking, as he is at home meditating to hone his medium/hot.....mormon psychic....ummm....skizzles. Yes!
Well...we'll see where this goes.

V: You know, I've always had this weird fantasy where I am riding across the outback in a kangaroo's pouch. But I couldn't...
P: Sure you can!

Our old friend Pyskogorath (formerly Lackey 4) pops out of a nearby kangaroo's vagina just long enough kidnap Vezquex.

V: You? Hell wasn't hot enough for ya?
P: Hot, yes. But it was too dry, so I'm on leave for a spa vacation--
V: --In a kangaroo's cartridge slot.
P: Yes.
V: Well, that's enough of that. But before I go, I just want to know one thing. How do we both fit in here?
P: Hammerspace, of course.
V: Like this? *pulls hammer out of satchel*
P: No, more like this. *pulls giant hammer out of satchel*
V: Hey! Get out of my satchel.
P: HERe's oUR StOp!1
V: There's the Pyss we all know and love.
P: THANK yoU VERY muCH!@!!~

In the middle of the outback, our duo walks into a surprisingly affordable steakhouse.

Bartender: I'll be stuffed! Olivia, take a squizz at this! Customers! Throw smoa shrimp on the barbie, and get some plonk out here! Don't worry, blokes, you'll be off your faces in no time.
P + V: Huzzah!

And it's a happy ending for our young lads. Or not...

Bartender: Get out!
V: Why?
Bartender: I am not, nor have I ever been a hoser.
P: Then why do you operate a steakhouse in the middle of the outback?
Bartender: Who the hell do you think I am?
V: Spin on?
P: i bELieve it IS TIMe!

Vez and Pysko get into their respective giant androgynous hydraulic fighting vehicles and fuse them to create an even more powerful machine.

Bartender: You call that giant androgynous hydraulic fighting vehicle? This is a giant androgynous hydraulic fighting vehicle!

Just as our friend from down under is trying to figure out what to do to back up that statement, the restaurant caves in and everyone is swallowed into the newly formed chasm. Now, a 3000-click free fall takes a bit of time, so I'd like to take this time to tell you about a fabulous new product, the DRILL BRA. It provides support throughout the day and eviscerates anything you throw at it!...

V: It's probably a good time to start shopping for Xenu Day presents--only 20 billion years to go.

Not wanting to miss out on the action, D, T, aF show up via command prompt to wish Vezquex and Pyskogorath luck.

C:\ > dont believe in us believing in you
C:\ > believe that you believe that we believe that Eli Manning believes in you!

V: Inspiring words!
P: Say, when does this free fall end? *crash*
V: zomg! An ancient civilization.

Village Priest: Demons from above! Quickly, everyone commit the Aborigine equivalent of seppuku !
Villagers: Much obliged! *harpsichord plays as they murder each other with boomerangs*
Bartender: Don't be bludgers! That ain't my bowl o' rice, in fact it makes me chunder. So are you and your cobber gonna have a blue or what?
V: I'd have to go with ''what''. Pysko, take these performance enhancing drugs!
P: OK! *takes* True story, I took gold in rhythmic gymnastics at the 1916 Olympics.
V: Riiiiiiight...
P: I'm transmorphing into a hideous monster! This wasn't in the brochure!
V: Now, attack, my creature from down under!
Bartender: THE CRUSHING PAIN!
V: And...scene.

Fade to rainbow.
P: (slobbering) Uhh, Vez? How do I turn back?

H: After VDTaF being on Hiatus for months due to the writers strike, we finally returned. After are first show returning are Narrator goes on strike. Leaving me to do his duties. May someones god help us!

V: So. are we like... you know any different?
M: No, not really. All we have now is an Omnioponent {Vez, fix word and remove this please.}character.
H: Yup. Once again i get a promotion. And I'm more stealthy! I'm over here....

H: Hey look! I'm over here now!

B: But you're a loud voice from the sky now... Isn't that anti-Ninja?
D: Big deal Hamster. You may be over there... But I bet you can't scratch an itch with a voice. *Scratches with Peeler*
H: Damn... you have a point! >_< I'm so itchy now! [I bet everyone reading this scratched themselves.]

H: We need to get the Narrator back!

No can do. I need a raise. i want what you guys are paid.

B: But we get paid in Love!
D: You can't get a raise of love! "Love" is a record high at $4.35 a Hug. I alone only have 36 MPH. (Momentum Per Hug.)

How can it be that high! We invaded that Zombie island for the heart of Jack Thompson, said to be the ultimate black hole of hatred, yet a perfect magnet of love! (See it in VDTaFs spin off epic coming soon!)

T:[SPOILERS]I ate that too... T_R[/SPOILERS]

Did you just have an "R" for an eye?!

T: Yeah, sorry. SOME WRITERS!!! have some trouble typing efficiently. And they butcher grammer. Which I never do.
D: In his defense, he had to type this on a Mac...
V: Look at you. Always standing up for Daddy! Writers pet!
B: I'm gonna have to agree with Daodos on this one.
M: Yeah, I bet you would!
V: Wait, Mikeagun is here superfluously as a character needed to be smart in an ocean of testosterone, peelers, and honey.
M: Got a problem?! Do I have to remind you that I am the most god like person here, even without the voice or alter ego to match?
V:Shutting up now.

Damn inconsistencies...

H: *Scratch*Ahhh... sweet relieve. Good to be back...

Last edited by daodos (16-04-2008 16:58:54)

Yes, I'm back. No I don't get paid any more. And yes, I hate my job...

T: Aww, quit griping.

*sigh* Okay. After searching for many days-

V: (whispering @ Narrator) I told you to say weeks.

-_-' I hate you...
How about this... Tenshimaru and Daodos, for no particular reason, begin to beat Vezquex mercilessly.

V: X_X OW! GUYS! STOP!
T: T_T I can't! It's like some higher power is making me do this!

YES! The power of narration compels you!

D: *#^%@!

O_O Such language!

B: You don't have a face! You can't do that!

Sure I can! ^_q

V: Hey! OW! That's copyrighted! OW! OW!
D: T_T Must... stop... peeling!

I take it back, I LOVE my job.
Tenshimaru and Daodos cease their torment of Vezquex, but Mikeagun is not satisfied!

M: Oh no you don't- HOMEROWED!!!
V: X_X
D: Vez?
V: X_X

He's dead! ^_^

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right! I have almighty power!

P: Hey, what's this do? *audio commentary off*

Mmph... mmph? MMMMMPPHHH!!!

P: Hah! We win!
Z: >_< Why is it always Pysko who finds these stupid solutions?
B: Woah! WTF? Where'd you come from?
Z: ^_^ Caffeine gives me ninja powers!

H: Vezquex comes back to life!

V: Ugh... Man, that is one time I don't mind the fact that he is completely anti-climactic...

Hmph...

Last edited by Tenshimaru (17-04-2008 07:38:13)

Okay. I'm back, under threat of muting, to my narrating duties...

Our fearless... how many of you are there? 8? ...right. The fearless octuplet (is that even a word?) continues on their quest for...

T: Uh... I don't think we actually have a quest.

So, you're not even going to give me any material? Fine. Our heroes are.

V: I guess that works...
B: Now we bring up the obvious question: What do we do?
Z: Something caffeine relat-
T: No.
Z: T_T
D: We could go hunt down some more zomboys...
V: Yeah, but if you think about it, every time we run into them, the world always seems to want to come to and end.
Pluto: I can't take this. I should just end it all.
P: Aww... It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
T: I'm sure that's been copyrighted.
Pluto: T_T
V: We could petition the government to reinstate Pluto as a planet...
D: True, true...

In a bunker deep underground (known as hell...), Jack Thompson continues to scheme against violence in games everywhere.

JT: Hah! This plan is more brilliant than ever! With Pluto in a state of depression, I'll be able to convince it to commit planetary suicide, causing an imbalance in our solar system! Then, the system will tear itself apart in a violent reaction to the instability! Perfect!
Lackey #2: Uh... Mr. Thompson, sir?
JT: What?
Lackey #2: Our surveillance team just discovered something... They got a recording of those kid's conversation. It's regarding Pluto and...
JT: Let me see that! *puts in tape player*
Lackey #2: Heh... You use tape players?
JT: SHUT UP! *kick*
Lackey #2: >_< owowow...
JT: Now let's see...

...about it, every time we run into them, the world always seems to want to come to and end.
Pluto: I can't take this. I should just end it all.]
P: Aww... It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
T: I'm sure that's been copyrighted.
Pluto: T_T
V: We could petition the government to reinstate Pluto as a planet...
D: True, true...
T: Sound like an plan. Let's...

JT: What? They're trying to foil my plans! I'll put a stop to this...

Our heroes find themselves unwittingly caught up in Jack Thompson's evil plan to destroy the solar system-

JT: Hmm... Why not the universe too?

Okay then... Anyway, what will our crusading gamers do now? I think you'll find out soon enough.

T: Wait. What plan is this we're talking about...?

T: Argh! Stuck in limbo! Again!
V: I know... This always seems to happen.
T: Well, screw Dao. If he won't write it, then I will!

Reserved for Tenshi. Will complete in the next few days.